Your EDC in five minutes or less: an open tag challenge from Paddy's Potato Peelers

Really! Paddy's Potato Peeler challenged his subscribers and the YouTuby community to cover their every day carry (pocket dump) in under five minutes. My bet is he never thought I could do cover anything in five minutes or less. I'd hazard to guess many of my subscribers also doubt it. Well the video is only five minutes? Did I make it or did I just chop off the inventory in mid-sentence? Only one way to find out. (unless someone gives it away in the comments!)