A Deeply Pretentious Journey through a Magnificent "Magazine"
Published: 8 years ago
I recently wasted a few minutes by stopping into a local jeweler recently to look at the sorts of higher end watches I'll never be able to afford, and as I left, they handed me a shimmering gem of a "magazine".
Upon actually reading it, I realized that it was so deeply, deeply pretentious that I pretty much had to share it with you poor, poor people.
Unfortunately, I had something pretty terrible in my throat there, so the voiceover turned out a bit weird. Deepest apologies, but I hope you found the video entertaining, and that you now know enough about Yacht Regattas and Jumping Show-Children to buy a watch.
Upon actually reading it, I realized that it was so deeply, deeply pretentious that I pretty much had to share it with you poor, poor people.
Unfortunately, I had something pretty terrible in my throat there, so the voiceover turned out a bit weird. Deepest apologies, but I hope you found the video entertaining, and that you now know enough about Yacht Regattas and Jumping Show-Children to buy a watch.