Episode 6 - Mags, Waki's & Bear Bacon Media
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Old Man Folders & the Mall Ninja KidEpisode 6 — Mags, Waki's & Bear BaconThe ultimate bipolar opposite of the knife universe. Blades, guns, hunting, bears, and zero filter.
[0:10] IntroEpisode 5 kicks off.
[0:32] ETS Group 10mm Glock Stick MagsOld Man Folders finally gets his 30-round 10mm ETS mags for the Glock 20 — $17, smoke translucent, factory butt cap compatible. Mall Ninja Kid has ETS history and confirms they're truck-tough.
[14:10] Shield Arms Leak & Glock at SHOTRumor: Glock is making their own 15-round mags for the 43X/48. Plus: Glock treats small creators better than almost anyone at SHOT Show.
[16:38] The Gay Intervention PrankMall Ninja Kid is staging a full gay intervention for a conservative Wyoming ex-cop at SHOT 2027 — 15 YouTubers, five Russians, a semi-circle, little papers. Chook provides the psychological cover story.
[22:13] Wilson Combat & 1911 MagsThe 1911's greatest fault is its mags. Old Man Folders' SIG 1911 jammed on everything until he gave up. Rule: Wilson Combat or Kit McCormick mags only. Worst 1911 trigger still beats the best Glock trigger.[INSERT WILSON COMBAT LINK]
[26:00] Glock Full-Auto Switch TangentThe little aluminum piece that makes a Glock full auto. Works on Airsoft Glocks too. $15 on Alibaba. You will get on a list. Informational purposes only. Consult your lawyer.
[35:10] Favorite Knife LockupsRAM-LOK vs. compression lock vs. frame lock vs. liner lock vs. button lock — everyone ranks their favorites. Benchmade Axis Lock patent expired and Chinese brands are flooding in.[INSERT MICROTECH LINK] | [INSERT BENCHMADE LINK] | [INSERT SPYDERCO LINK]
[49:30] OTF Knives & Ballistic KnivesOld Man Folders removes the stop pin from a Microtech Scarab — blade falls out six inches. Anticlimactic. Russian ballistic knife videos stick doors at 20 feet. The spring is an 870 shotgun spring. Once assembled: federal felony.
[57:38] Wakizashis & Antique Japanese SwordsTwo wakizashis in the shop, both dated 1600s or earlier after a 37-month wait. One potentially worth $30K. A WWII bring-back katana that can't be sent to Japan for restoration — it'd be seized. A grandkid who did $50K damage to the most expensive blade the shop has ever seen.
[1:13:08] Cold Steel, Condor & Sword FightingMall Ninja Kid wants the Cold Steel waki-size Magnum Tanto. Condor's 1095 tactical katana: bend it 45 degrees, it springs back. Japanese swords are designed to be disposable. Gas station swords: do not use for home defense.
[1:23:10] Tactical TomahawksWhy soldiers chose tomahawks over swords. Winkler is impossible to find thanks to Jack Carr. RMJ Snuggles war hammer: 4.5 lbs of 80CrV2, looks like the devil's meat tenderizer. Half Face Blades & We Kill Bad Dudes.
[1:30:00] SlapjacksWe Kill Bad Dudes leather slapjacks: 18 ounces of shut the fuck up. Birdshot, nylon bag, 870 door-spring. One is ostrich skin. Highly recommended for anyone who can legally own one.
[1:33:00] Birdshot vs. BuckshotAt five feet, birdshot acts like a slug. Duck hunters in Alaska have killed grizzlies with birdshot — but you have to wait until your asshole is fully puckered before pulling the trigger.
[1:37:00] Bear Hunting, Meat & ParasitesBear bacon is real and good. Brown bear cheeseburger with bear-grease fries: confirmed delicious if it's a berry bear. Coastal bears: do not eat. Also: trichinosis, three-foot tapeworms, seal balloon disease, and why you take ivermectin for 30 days after every bear hunt.
[1:48:00] Polar BearsFully apex, zero fear response — they just walk toward whatever they smell. TBD's grandmother: North Slope game warden, polar bear licked through her car window, shot it at point blank inside the vehicle, wore hearing aids the rest of her life.
[1:12:00] Outro"This has been an Old Man Folders and the Mall Ninja Kid presentation."
[0:10] IntroEpisode 5 kicks off.
[0:32] ETS Group 10mm Glock Stick MagsOld Man Folders finally gets his 30-round 10mm ETS mags for the Glock 20 — $17, smoke translucent, factory butt cap compatible. Mall Ninja Kid has ETS history and confirms they're truck-tough.
[14:10] Shield Arms Leak & Glock at SHOTRumor: Glock is making their own 15-round mags for the 43X/48. Plus: Glock treats small creators better than almost anyone at SHOT Show.
[16:38] The Gay Intervention PrankMall Ninja Kid is staging a full gay intervention for a conservative Wyoming ex-cop at SHOT 2027 — 15 YouTubers, five Russians, a semi-circle, little papers. Chook provides the psychological cover story.
[22:13] Wilson Combat & 1911 MagsThe 1911's greatest fault is its mags. Old Man Folders' SIG 1911 jammed on everything until he gave up. Rule: Wilson Combat or Kit McCormick mags only. Worst 1911 trigger still beats the best Glock trigger.[INSERT WILSON COMBAT LINK]
[26:00] Glock Full-Auto Switch TangentThe little aluminum piece that makes a Glock full auto. Works on Airsoft Glocks too. $15 on Alibaba. You will get on a list. Informational purposes only. Consult your lawyer.
[35:10] Favorite Knife LockupsRAM-LOK vs. compression lock vs. frame lock vs. liner lock vs. button lock — everyone ranks their favorites. Benchmade Axis Lock patent expired and Chinese brands are flooding in.[INSERT MICROTECH LINK] | [INSERT BENCHMADE LINK] | [INSERT SPYDERCO LINK]
[49:30] OTF Knives & Ballistic KnivesOld Man Folders removes the stop pin from a Microtech Scarab — blade falls out six inches. Anticlimactic. Russian ballistic knife videos stick doors at 20 feet. The spring is an 870 shotgun spring. Once assembled: federal felony.
[57:38] Wakizashis & Antique Japanese SwordsTwo wakizashis in the shop, both dated 1600s or earlier after a 37-month wait. One potentially worth $30K. A WWII bring-back katana that can't be sent to Japan for restoration — it'd be seized. A grandkid who did $50K damage to the most expensive blade the shop has ever seen.
[1:13:08] Cold Steel, Condor & Sword FightingMall Ninja Kid wants the Cold Steel waki-size Magnum Tanto. Condor's 1095 tactical katana: bend it 45 degrees, it springs back. Japanese swords are designed to be disposable. Gas station swords: do not use for home defense.
[1:23:10] Tactical TomahawksWhy soldiers chose tomahawks over swords. Winkler is impossible to find thanks to Jack Carr. RMJ Snuggles war hammer: 4.5 lbs of 80CrV2, looks like the devil's meat tenderizer. Half Face Blades & We Kill Bad Dudes.
[1:30:00] SlapjacksWe Kill Bad Dudes leather slapjacks: 18 ounces of shut the fuck up. Birdshot, nylon bag, 870 door-spring. One is ostrich skin. Highly recommended for anyone who can legally own one.
[1:33:00] Birdshot vs. BuckshotAt five feet, birdshot acts like a slug. Duck hunters in Alaska have killed grizzlies with birdshot — but you have to wait until your asshole is fully puckered before pulling the trigger.
[1:37:00] Bear Hunting, Meat & ParasitesBear bacon is real and good. Brown bear cheeseburger with bear-grease fries: confirmed delicious if it's a berry bear. Coastal bears: do not eat. Also: trichinosis, three-foot tapeworms, seal balloon disease, and why you take ivermectin for 30 days after every bear hunt.
[1:48:00] Polar BearsFully apex, zero fear response — they just walk toward whatever they smell. TBD's grandmother: North Slope game warden, polar bear licked through her car window, shot it at point blank inside the vehicle, wore hearing aids the rest of her life.
[1:12:00] Outro"This has been an Old Man Folders and the Mall Ninja Kid presentation."